"Your Toolbox Says a Lot About You"

You can tell a lot about a person by their toolbox.

Some folks have it spotless — every wrench in its place, labels on every drawer, like they’re running a damn museum. You open it and expect to hear classical music. Those people scare me.

Then you’ve got the rest of us. Stickers everywhere. A couple drawers that don’t even open anymore because there’s too much “important junk” in there. Half the tools are rusted, the other half were “borrowed” from work and never given back.

Here’s the truth:
A sticker-covered toolbox isn’t just a toolbox — it’s your personality on display. It tells the world, “Yeah, I might not have a 10mm socket, but I do have a sense of humor… and a bad attitude.”

So keep piling them on. Offensive ones, funny ones, the ones that make your buddy spit coffee all over the breakroom table.
Because when the job sucks and the foreman’s yelling, at least your toolbox can still make you smile.

And if someone doesn’t like what it says?
They can buy their own damn toolbox.