The Unwritten Rules of the Shop Bathroom

There’s a code, people.
An unspoken, sacred set of rules for the shop bathroom… and judging by recent events, some of you need a refresher.

Rule #1: If you wreck it, you respect it.
Don’t just walk out like nothing happened. Spray, flush, wipe — heck, light a match if you have to. If OSHA saw some of the war crimes committed in there, we’d all be shut down.

Rule #2: The 3-Minute Rule.
If you know you’re about to unleash something that could peel paint, maybe… just maybe wait until break time or head to the gas station down the street. We’re trying to eat lunch here, not survive a chemical attack.

Rule #3: Stickers Belong Everywhere — Yes, Even Here.
That blank stall door? Prime real estate. Need a laugh while you’re regretting last night’s taco truck run? Slap on one of ours. By the time you’re done, you’ll forget you were crying.

Rule #4: No Phone Calls.
Nobody wants to hear your divorce drama echoing off the tile while they’re fighting for their life in the next stall.

Rule #5: Don’t Make Eye Contact at the Sink.
We both know what just happened. We’re not here to bond over it.

Follow the rules, and we all survive another day.
Break them… and you might find a sticker on your hard hat that says exactly what we think of you.