"Life’s Too Short for Boring Stickers"

You ever notice how life is basically one big construction zone?
Full of potholes, idiots who shouldn’t have a license, and signs that say “Expect Delays” like that’s somehow supposed to make us feel better.

That’s why we make stickers — because when the world throws you a dump truck of crap, you slap a decal on it and keep moving.

You want wholesome? Go to Hobby Lobby.
You want edgy, offensive, and sometimes questionably legal? You’re in the right place.

Our stickers aren’t for your grandma’s Buick (unless she’s cooler than you, which… let’s be honest, she probably is).
They’re for hard hats, toolboxes, lunch coolers, bathroom stalls, and anywhere else you need to send a message without actually having to talk to anyone.

We’ve got slogans that’ll make HR cry, designs that’ll make your ex jealous, and enough attitude to cover a 53-foot trailer.

So yeah, life’s too short for boring stickers.
If you can’t offend at least one person a day, are you even living?