We’ve all been there. The dreaded union meeting.
The chairs are hard, the coffee is lukewarm, and somebody (you know who you are, Carl) wants to debate the same damn issue for the 47th time.
But here’s a secret Stickerheads life hack: meetings move faster when you bring stickers.
The Science (Kinda)
Studies* show that when a union brother or sister is handed a funny sticker, their attention span increases by 300%, their blood pressure decreases, and their desire to argue about the parking lot policy mysteriously vanishes.
*Study may or may not have been conducted in the break room using a six-pack of High Life.
Distract the Loudmouths
Every local has that one guy. You know him. He hasn’t touched a wrench in 15 years but he’s got opinions.
Solution: slap a “Professional Bullshit Technician” sticker on his clipboard. Suddenly, he’s too busy laughing (or being roasted) to derail the agenda.
Unite the Crew
Nothing bonds tradespeople like stickers. Forget Robert’s Rules of Order — the real order is:
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Roll call.
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Pass out “Employee of the Month: FAFO” stickers.
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Wrap it up before the pizza gets cold.
The Stickerheads Guarantee
We can’t promise your union president will suddenly become interesting, but we can guarantee that slapping down a pile of Stickerheads stickers will make any boring meeting 63% more tolerable.
And if nothing else, you’ll leave with more laughs than grievances.
Final Word
So next time you’re stuck in a three-hour safety committee update about the new hardhat color policy, remember:
Union meetings go faster if you bring stickers.
Especially ours.
