Some stickers say “union proud.” Some say “support your trade.”
Then there’s the ones that scream “HR is calling, pack your toolbox.”
These beauties ain’t safe for the squeamish. They’re bold, brash, and guaranteed to make Karen in HR spit out her kale salad.
Here are the Top 10 Stickerheads designs most likely to cost you your job before the lunch whistle blows.
1. “Tongue Punch Her in the Fart Box” – Goblin Sticker
The one that makes management choke on their coffee and your coworkers choke from laughing too hard. HR’s nightmare, your toolbox’s pride.
2. “Nice Beavers Deserve Lots of Hard Wood” – Union Mic Sticker
She’s holding a beaver. You’re holding back laughter. Beaver jokes this solid oughta come with a warning label.
3. “This Job Will Kill Me” – Reaper Sticker
Forget quiet quitting. This sticker loudly announces what everyone’s already thinking while welding through their 12th hour.
4. “Your Lack of Planning is Overtime for Me”
A motivational quote… if your motivation is sarcasm and and fat check of overtime hours.
5. “It’s Not What You Know, It’s Who You Know”
Slap it on your hard hat, and suddenly the boss’s nephew is looking nervous.
6. “I’ll Beat You Into Submission” – Rusty Bolt Girl
She’s talking to the bolt, obviously. But good luck explaining that to your supervisor during the write-up.
7. “If You Don’t Like Smoke, Stay Out of My Hole” – BBQ Pitmaster Sticker
Technically about BBQ. Realistically about making the safety guy’s head explode.
8. “Mind the Gap” – Sexy Welder Chick
Suggestive? Yes. Appropriate for a foreman’s clipboard? Absolutely not.
9. “Who Lit the Fuse on Your Tampon?”
Guaranteed to offend at least three people on every shift. Probably more if management sees it.
10. “Hot Loads Only” – Trash Hauler Sticker
Slapped on a garbage truck or your lunchbox, this one has double meanings that’ll keep the HR hotline buzzing.
Final Warning ⚠️
Stickerheads doesn’t recommend getting fired. But we do recommend pissing off the right people with the right sticker. Just remember: jobs come and go, but funny stickers are forever.
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