Put the tape measure away—we’ve got a new way to size things up. The “MANHOOD METER” Funny Business Cards are pocket-sized comedy tools built to roast your buddies, coworkers, or that random guy who revs his truck at every stoplight.
Each pack of 10 cards comes printed with a cheeky “meter” design that lets you rate someone’s… performance, ego, or overall manliness however you see fit. Think of it as a portable burn card—no batteries required, just pure embarrassment and laughs.
Slip one in a wallet for bar nights, hand one to a buddy who “needs an upgrade,” or leave one behind for that guy flexing way too hard at the gym.
⚡ Pack of 10 – plenty of ammo for all your targets⚡ Instant comedy – no explanation needed⚡ Perfect gag gift – for parties, pranks, and roasting sessions
Funny, brutal, and guaranteed to get a laugh (unless you hand it to someone who scores… poorly).
