Only $16.95
INTRODUCTORY PRICING! ONLY OPEN TO THE FIRST 10 SALES!
Send love? Hard pass. We ship pure chaos.
What you get: a fistful of hilariously angry stickers, directed right at your victim, a grab-bag of delightfully crappy goodies, and a custom, personalized roast letter starring the details you give us — all for one low price.
Perfect for: roasting a friend, great for birthdays, trolling a crappy Karen or neighbor, insulting an ex, or reminding a micromanaging boss that, asswipe.. not a personality trait.
How it works: You give us the address; we assemble the mischief. You sit back, relax, and wait for the chaos to land on their doorstep.
Packaging: The outside shows up with a super-embarrassing label for maximum confusion and laughs. (They’ll open it. Oh, they’ll open it.)
Fine print: No returns on hurt feelings. Keep it legal—no threats or hate, just glorious pettiness. It's your turn to get back at these bags of useless skin.
