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Dear Clown,

We were asked—politely—to deliver a message. Consider this your notice.

Congratulations. Someone took time out of their day to send you this package — not because they like you, but because you always steals my parking spot.

They rated their anger at a 7/10, which puts you somewhere between “mild diarrhea” and “nail gun to the foot.”

Inside, you'll find:

You are a walking OSHA violation.

You exist like a speed bump in everyone's life.

Enjoy. Or don't. We don't care.

Stickerheads Roast Division