Tired of clowns treating the parking lot like their personal racetrack? Here’s your weapon of choice. Our “STOP PARKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE” Funny Business Cards let you send the message loud and clear—without saying a word.
Each pack comes with 10 pocket-sized attitude adjusters, perfect for slipping under wipers, on windshields, or right into the hands of the double-parked dingbat hogging two spaces. Printed on durable card stock with bold, no-nonsense lettering, these little cards are way more satisfying than muttering under your breath.
Great for commuters, coworkers, or anyone who’s had to crab-walk out of their car because Captain Crooked-Park thought lines were just “suggestions.”
⚡ Pack of 10 – enough to cover your lot’s worst offenders⚡ Pocket-sized revenge – subtle but effective⚡ Guaranteed laughs (well, maybe not for the asshole who can’t park)
Perfect gag gift, stocking stuffer, or just your new favorite tool for parking-lot justice.
