ANTI-CARE PACKAGE - Send Someone A Crazy Package

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Only $16.95

INTRODUCTORY PRICING! ONLY OPEN TO THE FIRST 10 SALES!

Send love? Hard pass. We ship pure chaos.

What you get: a fistful of hilariously angry stickers, directed right at your victim, a grab-bag of delightfully crappy goodies, and a custom, personalized roast letter starring the details you give us — all for one low price.

Perfect for: roasting a friend, great for birthdays, trolling a crappy Karen or neighbor, insulting an ex, or reminding a micromanaging boss that, asswipe.. not a personality trait.

How it works: You give us the address; we assemble the mischief. You sit back, relax, and wait for the chaos to land on their doorstep.

Packaging: The outside shows up with a super-embarrassing label for maximum confusion and laughs. (They’ll open it. Oh, they’ll open it.)

Fine print: No returns on hurt feelings. Keep it legal—no threats or hate, just glorious pettiness. It's your turn to get back at these bags of useless skin.

$16.95

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Tone

Theme

Extras to include

Strong Profanity Mild profanity Idiot/Dumbass Refences Jobsite References Keep it PG-13

Recipient name

From (your name)

What they did (story)

0/300 characters

$16.95

Stay anonymous

We won’t print your name on the letter if checked.

Send it to the right place

At checkout, set the shipping address to where this package should be delivered (the recipient’s address). Your billing address can stay yours.

Made in USA
Fast Shipping
Durable Vinyl
Hand Made