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This ain’t your sweet bedtime tale—it’s Red Rider, handing out lumberjack justice and side-eye. Forget the basket—she’s packing more swing than a union picnic softball game.
Stick her on your hardhat, cooler, or tailgate and let everyone know you’re not here for storytime… you’re here make shit even!