Not every tale deserves a standing ovation. Sometimes it just deserves sarcasm—served on cardstock. Our “YOUR STORY HAS TOUCHED MY HEART” Funny Business Cards are the ultimate way to hand out a backhanded compliment without wasting your breath.
Each pack comes with 10 perfectly printed smart-ass cards, ready for those moments when someone won’t shut up about their latest drama, fishing story, or 3-hour rant about fantasy football. No need to fake a smile—just slip them a card and walk away like the legend you are.
Great for coworkers, family gatherings, or anyone who thinks oversharing is a personality trait.
⚡ Pack of 10 – more than enough for repeat offenders⚡ Pocket-sized sarcasm – fits in your wallet, deploy at will⚡ Instant punchline – lets them know you care… just not really
Perfect gag gift, stocking stuffer, or weapon of choice for the professionally annoyed.
